Another One Bites The Dust

Yes this is the last of the letter J

But don't celebrate too much

James Yorkstone Tortoise Regrets Hare

Johnny Dowd Vietnam

Jonathan Richmond Vincent Van Gogh

John Austin Whippoorwill

Judy Collins Who Knows Where The Time Goes

Jib Kidder Windowdipper

Joey Bada$$ World Domination

Julian Cope World Shut Your Mouth

Jimi Somerville You Are My World

The proper " Another One Bites The Dust"

General Saint And Clint Eastwood

JEEPERS CREEPERS

Back to the alphabet

After all the festivities let's have some non seasonal specific songs.

Most of this J stuff is fairly ordinary indie choices...

Well that makes no fucking sense but you know what I mean.

Joanna Newsom Sprout And The Bean

Jim White Static On The Radio

Jason Isbell Stockholm

Jack White Take Me With You When You Go

Jah Wobble Tales From Outer Space

Joao Gilberto & Astrud Gilberto Girl From Ipanema

OK maybe not this one but it is, and always will be a stone bonking classic

Jim O`Rouke The Workplace

John Mellencamp This Land Is Your Land

I know this might not be very indie but this ain't either

Nothing to do with the letter J but was just playing on the pub music system

And a cracking promo it is too

This is a thirty pound Amazon Fire production

BAH!

A Message From Santa Claus

 

Popped into the local alehouse for a stiffener before I started my duties to bring cheer to the poor and needy, but what I beheld shocked me to the core....

It was full of knotted scarfed middle class twats with their snotty nosed Tabithas and Thoms saying "I`ll take three hot chocolates and two mulled wines " while playing with their sodding smart phones and then sitting infront of the real log  fire so no one else can see or feel it.

And then they insist " A Fairy Tale Of New York" is the BEST Christmas song ever;

Wankers

.Ho! Ho! Ho! 

Saint Nicholas 

As I told you before the Best Chistmas song is

Belshazzar`s Feast  Hampshire Mummers Song

Happy Christmas  Jules

HO! HO! HO!

Welcome to Black*  Friday

Poly Styrene Black Christmas

Lets lighten the tone a bit

Marvin Gaye Purple Snowflakes

And to end with dear friends

 Darlene Love White Christmas

Jules

*Black Friday is also known as Spew Friday, Vomit Friday even F*ckwit Friday plus a few more; if like myself you keep the wolf from the door by selling booze  to festive folk.

Bah!

FESTIVE FUN

Some indie cheer

Belle And Sebastian Are You Coming Over For Christmas

Belle And Sebastian O Come O Come Emmanual

Lets finish with a Peel session ( This is sodding  brilliant, trust me )

Belle And Sebastian  O Little Town Of Bethlehem

Jules

I Believe In Father Christmas

Greg Lake RIP

Not being ironic

Jules

MASTERS AND SERVANTS, SERVANTS AND SLAVES

England Never Closed That Gap

What a bummer

   but wait 

The Minimum Wage is going up to ....

£7.50

We Found Money Karneef

Money Changes Everything Aidan John Moffat

Fuck With Mo' Money (Ma$e x Diddy x Biggie x Penguin Prison) The Hood Internet

What can go wrong?

Fuck No passport (cant afford to go on holiday)

Fuck No driving licence (no car)

Fuck No NHS (because I have no ID) 

Sick The Twilight Sad

BAH!!

Good Luck and Goodnight 

Jules

PS

How long will it take my minimum wage increase ( if I put aside, net tax and NI ) to buy a passport so I can go to a doctor if I get ill?

Something About England  The Clash