Saturday, 24 December 2016


A Message From Santa Claus

Popped into the local alehouse for a stiffener before I started my duties to bring cheer to the poor and needy, but what I beheld shocked me to the core....

It was full of knotted scarfed middle class twats with their snotty nosed Tabithas and Thoms saying "I`ll take three hot chocolates and two mulled wines " while playing with their sodding smart phones and then sitting infront of the real log  fire so no one else can see or feel it.

And then they insist " A Fairy Tale Of New York" is the BEST Christmas song ever;


.Ho! Ho! Ho! 

Saint Nicholas 

As I told you before the Best Chistmas song is

Belshazzar`s Feast  Hampshire Mummers Song

Happy Christmas  Jules

Friday, 23 December 2016


Welcome to Black*  Friday

Poly Styrene Black Christmas

Lets lighten the tone a bit

Marvin Gaye Purple Snowflakes

And to end with dear friends

 Darlene Love White Christmas


*Black Friday is also known as Spew Friday, Vomit Friday even F*ckwit Friday plus a few more; if like myself you keep the wolf from the door by selling booze  to festive folk.


Thursday, 22 December 2016


Some indie cheer

Belle And Sebastian Are You Coming Over For Christmas

Belle And Sebastian O Come O Come Emmanual

Lets finish with a Peel session ( This is sodding  brilliant, trust me )

Belle And Sebastian  O Little Town Of Bethlehem