A Message From Santa Claus
Popped into the local alehouse for a stiffener before I started my duties to bring cheer to the poor and needy, but what I beheld shocked me to the core....
It was full of knotted scarfed middle class twats with their snotty nosed Tabithas and Thoms saying "I`ll take three hot chocolates and two mulled wines " while playing with their sodding smart phones and then sitting infront of the real log fire so no one else can see or feel it.
And then they insist " A Fairy Tale Of New York" is the BEST Christmas song ever;
Wankers
Saint Nicholas
As I told you before the Best Chistmas song is
Belshazzar`s Feast Hampshire Mummers Song
Happy Christmas Jules
Merry Xmas and a Humbug-Free New Year!
ReplyDeleteHere's hoping
DeleteHave a good one
and i thought I was a torn-faced fucker!!!!
ReplyDeleteSorry it's taken me ages to come back in here (it's the same with all my favourite blogs though!!).
A very belated Xmas and Happy New Year. Thanks for putting a smile on my face so often.
And a happy new Trump to you
ReplyDelete"torn-faced fucker" is in my vocabulary for good. shame I have a southern jessie accent