Saturday, 24 December 2016


A Message From Santa Claus

Popped into the local alehouse for a stiffener before I started my duties to bring cheer to the poor and needy, but what I beheld shocked me to the core....

It was full of knotted scarfed middle class twats with their snotty nosed Tabithas and Thoms saying "I`ll take three hot chocolates and two mulled wines " while playing with their sodding smart phones and then sitting infront of the real log  fire so no one else can see or feel it.

And then they insist " A Fairy Tale Of New York" is the BEST Christmas song ever;


.Ho! Ho! Ho! 

Saint Nicholas 

As I told you before the Best Chistmas song is

Belshazzar`s Feast  Hampshire Mummers Song

Happy Christmas  Jules


  1. Merry Xmas and a Humbug-Free New Year!

  2. and i thought I was a torn-faced fucker!!!!

    Sorry it's taken me ages to come back in here (it's the same with all my favourite blogs though!!).

    A very belated Xmas and Happy New Year. Thanks for putting a smile on my face so often.

  3. And a happy new Trump to you

    "torn-faced fucker" is in my vocabulary for good. shame I have a southern jessie accent