ITS ALL A DREAM

Thatcherism never happened, it was just lots of happy funny people having a bit of a joke about those silly working class chaps with flat caps.

AAARRRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!

Wow! what a weird dream. No more stilton and port for a bit.

But on the bright side....................

Peter Wylie The Day That Margret Thatcher Dies (Party Song)

Elvis Costello Tramp The Dirt Down

In all truth I would never wish death on anyone; but hell, what this women did to our country was nothing short than evil.

Like a lot of lefties from the time...

The Honeybus I Cant` Let Maggie Go

Rest In Peace, Good Riddance and Fuck Off.

Love Jules


P.S. thanks to Hobbsie and Duncan for hints 

GET THE ROUND IN

BUDGET SPECIAL

Once a year Osborne will give us a pint of beer (not wine or gin you soft middle class Tory southerners) as long as we drink one pint a day.

Cheers!

Cheers Theme Song
 

Or on the other hand a lot of the fat bastard Tory donating brewers put their prices up in advance, so real ale bores will whinge on to minimum wage bar staff about their  fucking penny. And no Osborne drinking beer don`t make you a man of the people your still a posh git with no idea about the real world. Twat.

Madvillian One Beer (Drunk Version)

A fine band from the Isle of Wight
The Wayward Sons The Drinking Song

The mighty chop were bloody good at the Barbican; when I eventually found the way in I understood the need for alcohol.
Lambchop Beers Before The Barbican

Lambchop The Man Who Loved Beer

Tom Waits The Piano Has Been Drinking

Mad Dog McRea Am I Drinking Enough

Fidlar Cheap Beer

David Ramirez Drunk

Luke Plumb With James Mackintosh Drunken Landlady/Love At The Endings

Mary Gauthier I Drink

  Champion Jack Dupree

Champion Jack Dupree Drinking And Gambling

Champion Jack Dupree One Scotch, One Bourbon, One Beer

Richard Thompson  God Loves A Drunk

 And maybe so does Buddha.

I could be wrong but I do believe this is a Tibetan monks drinking song.

If not it should be.

Hanggai Drinking Song

And lets not forget

The Dead Kennedys To Drunk To Fuck

And on that (hic!) happy note Good Night and Good Luck

Jules

Meat Is Murder

They Came From The Health Food Shop

Bloody hoards of smug veggies, stumbling around bars and cafes and assaulting innocent carnivores with their blood curdling cry   I TOLD YOU SO

Well let them eat 

Cheese and Onions  (Ruttles cover) Galaxie 500

As we all should know real men eat pasties

Pasties And A G-String Tom Waits

And their women enjoy a takeaway

Fill Up Ma Portion  Toddla T

Horse With No Shame America (re-mix)

Goodnight and Good luck I`m of for a kebab

Love Jules

ENGLISH DISCO LOVERS

Brothers, Sisters, We Don`t Need This.....

                   

                                                                    ...Wanker

 

I know one should feel sorry for knuckle dragging inbred racist scum who have not  benefited fully from evolution and blame their parents (who might be cousins) but no....   fuck them.

 ENGLISH DISCO LOVERS

Heaven 17 (We Dont Need This) Fascist Groove Thing

Funkadelic One Nation Under A Groove

OK a tad obvious.... but don`t just kick them off the streets.

Dance, Laugh and use our Brains.

 Chic with Slash (Oh Yes)

 Chic Le Freak

Click on English Disco Lovers for good stuff.

Love Jules

The Ungrateful Dead

Zombii

Yep I`ve dragged my lazy arse back to the laptop (forgotten how this stuff works, but hey).

The living dead in pop songs aint as odd as it seems, folk and country is littered with singing corpses; but as a weird sub genre,70`s - 80`s anti war ( ok anti American ) singing dead soldier numbers is kinda fun.

This is such an Americana classic with a twist ending

Laura Cantrell Love Vigilantes

And the twist ending is...

The original

New Order Love Vigilantes 

I first heard the Laura Cantrell version and was bowled over, then found out it was New Order, well I`ll go to the bottom of the stairs.

Iron And Wire Love Vigilantes

Another body bag, yodeling yank, soldier song.

 Even Billy Bragg understands a dead cowboy Everywhere

And who could forget...

Warren Zevon

 
 Love Jules

Gomer Pyle

Jim Nabor v Lambchop

 Never seen the show,  never heard of it,  never even heard of Jim Nabors....

 As lies go two out of three aint bad.

Lambchop (OK Kurt Wagner) name checks Nabors and Pyle in two of their standout tunes.

Lambchop The Decline Of Country And Western Civilisation

Lambchop  Theone

 

And while we are at it    Jim Nabors  Back Home

Good to be back

Love Jules

AT LAST I AM FREE

But I Cant See In Front Of Me

The very nice people at PASTE have given 3 issues of thier mplayer away to all my friends (which I assume is you) so just click here download and enjoy the music.

While were on publications

Magazine Shot By Both Sides

Plus some typography  by Momus & John Henriksson  Futura Bold

Cheers Jules