FUNNY AS FOLK

IT WAS FIFTY YEARS AGO TODAY AT........

..........THE MANCHESTER FREE TRADE HALL

THAT ...ER....WHAT ?????

JUDAS

 A tad harsh but thats folkies for you

MUSIC GOOD 

Dolly Parton Blowing In The Wind

MUSIC BAD

Jimi Hendrix Experience Like A Rolling Stone

What would the sad old folkies thought of 

Bob Dylan / K`naan Don`t Think Twice (Messengers Remix)

At least nothing else shocking has occurred there

Black Grape Pretty Vacant

Chin Chin catch you later

Jules

TAKE A POWDER

Sir Thomas Beecham famously once said to a women in the cello section

"You have between your legs the most sensitive instrument known to man, and all you can do is to sit there and scratch it."

A tad rude it has to be said, but still funny ( well if your a sad celibate old git with no social graces like me ) ...where was I? Oh yes Nick Drake of course. 

Nick Drake Cello Song

The Books & Jose Gonzales Cello Song

The Walkabouts Cello Song

The first time I had ever knowingly heard a Nick Drake song was from a cover mount CD on an issue of UNCUT god knows how long ago.

Hell how good is this now   musically and lyrically.

  

One Of These Things First

I could have been a sailor
Could have been a cook
A real live lover
Could have been a book
I could have been a signpost
Could have been a clock
As simple as a kettle
Steady as a rock

I could be
Here and now
I would be, I should be
But how?

I could have been
One of these things first
I could have been
One of these things first

I could have been your pillar
Could have been your door
I could have stayed beside you
Could have stayed for more
I could have been your statue
Could have been your friend
A whole long lifetime
Could have been the end

I could be
Yours so true
I would be
I should be
Through and through

I could have been
One of these things first
I could have been
One of these things first

I could have been a whistle
Could have been a flute
A real live giver
Could have been a boot
I could have been a signpost
Could have been a clock
As simple as a kettle
Steady as a rock

I could be
Even here
I would be, I should be
So near
I could have been
One of these things first
I could have been

One of these things first

Nick Drake One Of These Things First

Er... thats it

Goodnight and Goodluck

Love Jules

LONDON CALLING

Cracking Result

Our capitol has shown us in a great light.This result is so positive it makes one love how great multiculturalism has made this a great place to be, 

Lord Kitchener London Is The Place For Me

Noel Coward London Pride

Good to see the losing candidates from Britain First turning to Mecca to show respect....

X.T.C. The Mayor Of Simpleton

Oh and as for Zac,  even the vile Katie Hopkins thought his campaign was a fucking disgrace. How could that happen?

Warren Zevon Werewolves Of London

Love Jules